Hot Cocoa Makes You Crap Canvas Tote Bag

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This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!

This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.

  • Indentical print on both front & back

  • Available in three sizes: 

    • 13in. x 13in.

    • 16in. x 16in.

    • 18in. x 18in.

  • Five handle color options

Product features

  • Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly

  • Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength

  • Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books

  • Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance

  • Cotton handles and precise seam finishes


Care instructions

  • Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

13" × 13''16" × 16''18" × 18''Height, in13.0016.0018.00Length, in13.0016.0018.00Width, in3.003.003.00Handle length, in28.7428.7428.74Handle width, in1.001.001.00

This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!

This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.

  • Indentical print on both front & back

  • Available in three sizes: 

    • 13in. x 13in.

    • 16in. x 16in.

    • 18in. x 18in.

  • Five handle color options

Product features

  • Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly

  • Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength

  • Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books

  • Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance

  • Cotton handles and precise seam finishes


Care instructions

  • Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

13" × 13''16" × 16''18" × 18''Height, in13.0016.0018.00Length, in13.0016.0018.00Width, in3.003.003.00Handle length, in28.7428.7428.74Handle width, in1.001.001.00