Hot Cocoa Makes You Crap Hoodie

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This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!

 

This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.

 

Product features

  • Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability.
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
  • Soft hand-feel fabric with luxurious touch.
  • Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings.
  • Durable fabric with minimal shrinkage.


Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.00
Length, in26.0027.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.00
Sleeve length, in23.5024.0024.5025.0025.5026.0026.50
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.00

This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!

 

This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.

 

Product features

  • Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability.
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
  • Soft hand-feel fabric with luxurious touch.
  • Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings.
  • Durable fabric with minimal shrinkage.


Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.00
Length, in26.0027.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.00
Sleeve length, in23.5024.0024.5025.0025.5026.0026.50
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.00