Pig Out Before The Probing Starts T-Shirt
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🛸Get your grill on before the aliens do! This tee celebrates Earth’s last BBQ before whatever it is lands — sizzling bacon, flying saucers, and zero shame in seconds. Because if we’re getting probed, we’re doing it full and happy.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🛸Get your grill on before the aliens do! This tee celebrates Earth’s last BBQ before whatever it is lands — sizzling bacon, flying saucers, and zero shame in seconds. Because if we’re getting probed, we’re doing it full and happy.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean