Pig Out Before The Probing Starts T-Shirt

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🛸Get your grill on before the aliens do!  This tee celebrates Earth’s last BBQ before whatever it is lands — sizzling bacon, flying saucers, and zero shame in seconds. Because if we’re getting probed, we’re doing it full and happy. 

 

Product features

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
  • Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
  • REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.

 

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

🛸Get your grill on before the aliens do!  This tee celebrates Earth’s last BBQ before whatever it is lands — sizzling bacon, flying saucers, and zero shame in seconds. Because if we’re getting probed, we’re doing it full and happy. 

 

Product features

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
  • Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
  • REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.

 

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean