The Poo-niverse T-Shirt

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💩Blast off into The Pooniverse, where space exploration meets… toilet humor. This cosmic little turd is out here floating through the galaxy in full swagger mode—helmet on, shades on, not a care in the whole dang cosmos. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, poop jokes, or just enjoys keeping life delightfully ridiculous. One small step for man… one giant plop for mankind. 

 

Product features

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
  • Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
  • REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.

 

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

💩Blast off into The Pooniverse, where space exploration meets… toilet humor. This cosmic little turd is out here floating through the galaxy in full swagger mode—helmet on, shades on, not a care in the whole dang cosmos. Perfect for anyone who loves puns, poop jokes, or just enjoys keeping life delightfully ridiculous. One small step for man… one giant plop for mankind. 

 

Product features

  • Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
  • Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
  • Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
  • REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.

 

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean