Turdzilla Blanket

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💩Wrap yourself in sheer monstrosity with this Turdzilla Blanket!  Featuring the legendary poop kaiju stomping through the city, this blanket brings cozy comfort and unapologetic humor to your couch, bed, or movie marathon lair.

 

Product in display image may be shown in a larger size for detail.

 

Product features

  • 100% polyester fabric for durability and easy maintenance.
  • Vibrant colors enhance playful designs.
  • Soft and plush material for maximum comfort.
  • Sewn flat edges ensure longevity.
  • Available in three convenient sizes.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat

 

Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.

💩Wrap yourself in sheer monstrosity with this Turdzilla Blanket!  Featuring the legendary poop kaiju stomping through the city, this blanket brings cozy comfort and unapologetic humor to your couch, bed, or movie marathon lair.

 

Product in display image may be shown in a larger size for detail.

 

Product features

  • 100% polyester fabric for durability and easy maintenance.
  • Vibrant colors enhance playful designs.
  • Soft and plush material for maximum comfort.
  • Sewn flat edges ensure longevity.
  • Available in three convenient sizes.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat

 

Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.