💩Life got you juggling flaming bowling balls while riding a unicycle made of crap? Same. This “Welcome to the Shit Show” shirt is your backstage pass to the everyday circus — where the coffee is strong, the patience is weak, and the plot is missing entirely. Wear it proudly and let everyone know the crap car has officially arrived.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
💩Life got you juggling flaming bowling balls while riding a unicycle made of crap? Same. This “Welcome to the Shit Show” shirt is your backstage pass to the everyday circus — where the coffee is strong, the patience is weak, and the plot is missing entirely. Wear it proudly and let everyone know the crap car has officially arrived.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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