Cryptids
T-SHIRTS
🌈🦶Bring the legend to life with this bold and colorful tee—a vibrant take on the mysterious face of Sasquatch. Perfect for believers, adventurers, and anyone who loves a little mystery mixed with their style. Stand out, stay wild, and keep the myth alive.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when cryptid chaos meets farm life, this Chupacabra is your answer. This little troublemaker clearly skipped “stealth mode” and went straight for “I do what I want,” leaving the coop in pure paranormal disarray. It’s the perfect blend of goofy cryptid humor, legendary folklore attitude, and farm-fresh ridiculousness. Whether you’re into Chupacabra art, funny chicken designs, or just love shirts that make people stop and laugh, this one delivers absolute mischief energy.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🐝 Just when we thought the bees were almost extinct, the aliens showed up to restock the planet.
Apparently, they heard our cries for pollination and said, “Hold my honey.” Hope has landed—along with a whole lot of buzz!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
This yeti clearly didn’t read the fine print on “beginner yoga,” because he’s out here on the snowy mountaintops trying his absolute best… and looking completely overwhelmed. He’s giving full mountain pose in the actual mountains energy, and honestly, we love the commitment. This goofy, fluffy cryptid proves that even legendary creatures struggle with flexibility, balance, and finding their inner zen. Perfect for fans of yeti art, funny cryptid designs, and quirky yoga humor, this one brings chill vibes — literally and figuratively.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
👽 Brace yourself for the invasion event of the century! A mysterious ship appears in the sky, and the world can only watch as glowing beams reach down from the heavens. Is it a rescue mission, a party invite, or the start of something far weirder? Grab your popcorn and your tinfoil hat — because whatever’s coming, it’s not here for small talk.
The graphic is printed with a grunge look for that old poster advertisement feel.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Keep your style bold, clean, and effortlessly fun with this simple design that delivers instant personality. Perfect for anyone who loves minimalist apparel - this tee adds attitude without overdoing it. Whether you’re upgrading your wardrobe or hunting for the perfect gift, this design is ideal for those searching for funny t-shirts, novelty shirts, graphic tees, unique apparel, and Macz’d Out Designs exclusives.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
👽Meet the grooviest little space traveler this side of the galaxy! With his trusty ray gun in hand and a grin that could melt a meteor, this retro alien is ready to blast boredom into another dimension. It’s vintage sci-fi charm with a wink of mischief — because in his world, every day’s a stellar adventure!
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Bring some cosmic comedy to your wardrobe with this design that delivers instant personality and laugh-out-loud charm. Whether you’re upgrading your collection or grabbing a gift, this standout piece brings bold energy without being over the top. Ideal for shoppers searching for funny alien shirts, parody tees, retro graphic tees, nerdy apparel, and Macz’d Out Designs exclusives.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
SWEATSHIRTS
👽 Brace yourself for the invasion event of the century! A mysterious ship appears in the sky, and the world can only watch as glowing beams reach down from the heavens. Is it a rescue mission, a party invite, or the start of something far weirder? Grab your popcorn and your tinfoil hat — because whatever’s coming, it’s not here for small talk.
The graphic is printed with a grunge look for that old poster advertisement feel.
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
BLANKETS
🌈🦶 Wrap yourself in legendary comfort with this groovy Sasquatch blanket —a burst of color, chill vibes, and mysterious charm all in one cozy package. Perfect for couch naps, campfire hangs, or anyone who believes in keeping it wild and weird.
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Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for enhanced durability
- Made from 100% polyester, retaining shape and drying quickly
- Available in 3 sizes
- Complies with safety standards for a worry-free experience
- Soft medium heavyweight fabric for ultimate coziness
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
💩Wrap yourself in sheer monstrosity with this Turdzilla Blanket! Featuring the legendary poop kaiju stomping through the city, this blanket brings cozy comfort and unapologetic humor to your couch, bed, or movie marathon lair.
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Product features
- 100% polyester fabric for durability and easy maintenance.
- Vibrant colors enhance playful designs.
- Soft and plush material for maximum comfort.
- Sewn flat edges ensure longevity.
- Available in three convenient sizes.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.