Christmas
T-SHIRTS
🎅Ever wonder if Santa’s real motive for sneaking into houses isn’t just about the cookies? Maybe ol’ Saint Nick’s got a thing for .... laundry baskets. 👀 So this Christmas Eve, don’t stress about the mess — leave the undies on the floor and see if you score yourself a little “extra” present in the morning.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄Bring on the holiday cheer with this retro-style “Cluckin’ Around the Christmas Tree” design! Three cheerful chickens in Santa hats gather around a festive Christmas tree, ready to sing, squawk, and spread Christmas cheer. The vintage cartoon style adds a warm, nostalgic charm that’s perfect for holiday shirts, gifts, and farm-themed fun. A must-have for chicken lovers who enjoy a little extra holiday cluck!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄 This adorable Christmas poop emoji is all cozied up in a festive Santa hat and peppermint-striped scarf while happily sipping a warm cup of holiday hot cocoa. Its cheerful expression and retro, textured art style make it perfect for funny Christmas shirts, holiday mugs, stickers, and gag gifts. A playful twist on festive cheer, this design adds humor and charm to any holiday merch collection. Perfect for shoppers searching for cute, quirky, and totally unforgettable Christmas poop emoji designs!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎅When Christmas meets the undead! This creepy-cool tee shows Zombie Santa munching on cookies with the message “Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas!” Perfect for horror fans, Christmas lovers with a dark side, or anyone who loves a spooky holiday twist.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
☃️This hilarious melting snowman vs. angry sun design perfectly captures the drama of winter meeting summer, with the sun shouting “Any last words?!” at a terrified snowman. The cartoon-style artwork and expressive characters make it a standout choice for funny Christmas shirts, winter humor merch, and holiday gag gifts. Perfect for shoppers looking for quirky snowman humor, seasonal comedy, and unique Christmas designs!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎅This funny Christmas cartoon design features an overexcited reindeer squeezing the life out of a panicked Santa Claus in an overly enthusiastic holiday hug. With wild expressions and bold colors, it’s perfect for funny Christmas shirts, holiday party merch, gag gifts, and festive humor collections. The exaggerated cartoon style brings big laughs and captures the chaos of Christmas in the most playful way. A must-have for anyone who loves holiday humor, Santa and reindeer cartoons, and quirky Christmas designs!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄 Get ready to crack up with this quirky "Got Nuts?" design! Featuring a bold, military-inspired nutcracker soldier holding a walnut, this playful design adds a fun twist to your holiday wardrobe. Add this unique tee to your collection and show off your festive spirit with a touch of personality!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🦌 Perfect for last-minute shoppers, festive party chaos coordinators, and anyone who’s flying through December on pure vibes and holiday spirit.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄Sometimes the holidays aren’t all twinkling lights and merry vibes—sometimes they’re just plain crappy, and this design fully embraces that truth with a wink. Santa’s clearly had enough, and now he’s prepping some… let’s call them “special edition” stocking stuffers for the Naughty List. This design is perfect for anyone who’s riding into the holidays with humor, honesty, and zero shame about keeping it real. Crappy Holidays, y’all!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄 This hilarious Christmas poop emoji design features a cute reindeer-inspired pile of poo wrapped in colorful holiday string lights and topped with bright pink antlers. Its big, expressive eyes add a playful charm that makes it perfect for funny Christmas shirts, festive stickers, or holiday merch. A must-have for anyone who loves goofy humor, ugly sweater themes, or quirky holiday gag gifts. Bring instant laughs to your store with this bold and unforgettable reindeer poop emoji Christmas design!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
☃️ This hilarious stoned snowman Christmas design features a chill snowman lounging by a decorated Christmas tree, wearing sunglasses, holding a joint, and enjoying a drink. The caption, “The Safest Way for a Snowman to Get Baked,” adds the perfect mix of holiday humor and cannabis culture. Ideal for funny Christmas shirts, weed-themed holiday merch, stoner gifts, and festive gag apparel, this design brings instant laughs. A must-have for anyone who loves quirky cannabis Christmas art and winter comedy!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄This tired Christmas elf design features an exhausted elf leaning on an oversized candy cane, surrounded by messy wrapping paper, half-finished gifts, and a much-needed cup of coffee. With droopy eyes and a “done with the holidays” vibe, this artwork perfectly captures the chaos of the season—making it ideal for funny Christmas shirts, holiday burnout merch, and sarcastic festive gifts. The expressive cartoon style adds charm and humor to any winter collection. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable Christmas humor, elf cartoons, and holiday mood designs!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
☃️This adorable yet relatable melting snowman design features a stressed-out snowman holding a wooden sign that reads, “I Melt Under Pressure.” With drips, puddles, and a worried expression, this artwork perfectly blends humor and holiday chaos—making it ideal for funny Christmas shirts, winter apparel, and holiday anxiety merch. Its hand-drawn, watercolor style gives it a unique charm that stands out in any seasonal collection. Perfect for anyone who feels the heat during the holidays.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🎄This hilarious sexy Santa pole dance design brings bold holiday attitude with its playful “Ho Ho Ho Energy” caption. Featuring Santa in high-heeled boots, winking with confidence, this graphic is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, adult holiday party outfits, and festive gag gifts. Its cheeky vibe makes it a standout choice for anyone who loves sarcastic Christmas humor and edgy seasonal apparel. Add this unforgettable naughty Santa design to your holiday merch lineup and watch it steal the spotlight!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
🐄This adorable Christmas cow cartoon design features a cozy holiday cow dressed in a festive sweater, warm mittens, and cute reindeer slippers while sipping a steaming cup of cocoa. With bright, cheerful colors and a playful expression, this design is perfect for your Christmas shirt collection. The bold “Merry Christmas” text adds classic seasonal charm, making it ideal for any holiday collection. A must-have for fans of cute cow designs, Christmas cartoons, and cozy winter vibes!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
☃️ This hilarious Snowman With An Attitude design features a sassy snowman rocking sunglasses and a vintage top hat while flipping the middle finger. With its distressed, hand-drawn texture and cheeky expression, this artwork is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, sarcastic holiday apparel, and edgy winter merch. It delivers the ultimate “zero F's given” vibe for anyone who loves rebellious seasonal humor. A must-have for shoppers looking for bold snowman attitude designs and unapologetically funny Christmas graphics!
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline, easy to accessorize.
- Tear-away label reduces skin irritation for added comfort.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape ensure durability and shape retention.
- REACH certified, produced in humane, sustainable conditions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
SWEATSHIRTS
🎅Ever wonder if Santa’s real motive for sneaking into houses isn’t just about the cookies? Maybe ol’ Saint Nick’s got a thing for .... laundry baskets. 👀 So this Christmas Eve, don’t stress about the mess — leave the undies on the floor and see if you score yourself a little “extra” present in the morning.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎄 This hilarious Christmas poop emoji design features a cute reindeer-inspired pile of poo wrapped in colorful holiday string lights and topped with bright pink antlers. Its big, expressive eyes add a playful charm that makes it perfect for funny Christmas shirts, festive stickers, or holiday merch. A must-have for anyone who loves goofy humor, ugly sweater themes, or quirky holiday gag gifts. Bring instant laughs to your store with this bold and unforgettable reindeer poop emoji Christmas design!
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎄 This adorable Christmas poop emoji is all cozied up in a festive Santa hat and peppermint-striped scarf while happily sipping a warm cup of holiday hot cocoa. Its cheerful expression and retro, textured art style make it perfect for funny Christmas shirts, holiday mugs, stickers, and gag gifts. A playful twist on festive cheer, this design adds humor and charm to any holiday merch collection. Perfect for shoppers searching for cute, quirky, and totally unforgettable Christmas poop emoji designs!
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎅 Saddle up for a festive season like no other with our "Howdy Holidays" sweatshirt! Whether you're decking the halls or two-steppin' through the snow, this Western-themed holiday cheer brings the perfect mix of jolly and country charm. It's a rootin’-tootin’ way to spread some cowboy Christmas spirit. Grab yours now and wrangle up some smiles this holiday season!
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎄Bring some holly-jolly charm to your holidays with this adorable Highland cow decked out in festive reindeer antlers! Simple, cute, and packed with personality, this design is perfect for anyone who loves farm life with a festive twist. A must-have for holiday sweatshirts, gifts, and cozy seasonal apparel!
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
🎄 This trio of chickens are all dressed up with glowing reindeer antlers, ready to bring farm-fresh cheer to your holiday season. Their quirky poses and bright Christmas lights make this design the perfect mix of cute, funny, and downright adorable. A must-have for anyone who loves chickens and Christmas.
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
☃️ This hilarious Snowman With An Attitude design features a sassy snowman rocking sunglasses and a vintage top hat while flipping the middle finger. With its distressed, hand-drawn texture and cheeky expression, this artwork is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, sarcastic holiday apparel, and edgy winter merch. It delivers the ultimate “zero F's given” vibe for anyone who loves rebellious seasonal humor. A must-have for shoppers looking for bold snowman attitude designs and unapologetically funny Christmas graphics!
Product features
- Made from a comfortable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for durability and style.
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape for a clean look.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and safety-certified dyes.
- Designed without side seams to enhance comfort and reduce fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
HOODIES
This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Product features
- Twill neck tape for added comfort and durability.
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Soft hand-feel fabric with luxurious touch.
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings.
- Durable fabric with minimal shrinkage.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
TOTE BAGS
Saddle up for a festive season like no other with our "Howdy Holidays" tote bag! Whether you're decking the halls or two-steppin' through the snow, this Western-themed holiday cheer brings the perfect mix of jolly and country charm. It's a rootin’-tootin’ way to spread some cowboy Christmas spirit. Grab yours now and wrangle up some smiles this holiday season!
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
🎅🎁 Load it up with gifts, goodies, or enough snacks to make Santa jealous — this tote can handle it all! Whether you’re conquering your Christmas shopping list or hauling presents to family gatherings, this bag keeps the holiday spirit (and your wrapping paper) intact. It’s sturdy, festive, and downright merry — the perfect reusable gift bag or shopping companion. Because let’s be honest, who needs wrapping paper when your tote looks this good?
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This hilarious vintage-style hot cocoa advertisement parody features an adorable Christmas poop emoji dressed in a Santa hat and scarf, proudly promoting “Cocoa Makes You Crap Café.” With bold retro typography, warm festive colors, and a steaming mug front and center, this design is perfect for funny Christmas shirts, gag gifts, and IBS humor merchandise. The playful slogan “If you have IBS, we have the drink for you!” adds a cheeky twist that’s guaranteed to get laughs. A must-have for fans of toilet humor, retro Christmas art, and comedy holiday designs!
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
☃️ This hilarious stoned snowman Christmas design features a chill snowman lounging by a decorated Christmas tree, wearing sunglasses, holding a joint, and enjoying a drink. The caption, “The Safest Way for a Snowman to Get Baked,” adds the perfect mix of holiday humor and cannabis culture. Ideal for funny Christmas gift bags, weed-themed holiday bags, stoner gifts, and festive gag apparel, this design brings instant laughs. A must-have for anyone who loves quirky cannabis Christmas art and winter comedy!
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
🎅🎁 Load it up with gifts, goodies, or enough snacks to make Santa jealous — this tote can handle it all! Whether you’re conquering your Christmas shopping list or hauling presents to family gatherings, this bag keeps the holiday spirit (and your wrapping paper) intact. It’s sturdy, festive, and downright merry — the perfect reusable gift bag or shopping companion. Because let’s be honest, who needs wrapping paper when your tote looks this good?
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
- Indentical print on both front & back
- Available in three sizes:
- 13in. x 13in.
- 16in. x 16in.
- 18in. x 18in.
- Five handle color options
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
- Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
- Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
🎅Ever wonder if Santa’s real motive for sneaking into houses isn’t just about the cookies? Maybe ol’ Saint Nick’s got a thing for .... laundry baskets. 👀 So this Christmas Eve, don’t stress about the mess — leave the undies on the floor and see if you score yourself a little “extra” present in the morning.
This design is intentionally printed with a grunge, worn-in look to give it a cool vintage vibe and perfectly imperfect style.
Indentical print on both front & back
Available in three sizes:
13in. x 13in.
16in. x 16in.
18in. x 18in.
Five handle color options
Product features
Durable 100% polyester body — medium-weight (200 g/m²) that keeps shape and dries quickly
Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
Boxed corners create extra internal space for plants, groceries, or books
Non-woven laminate interior for added structure and spill resistance
Cotton handles and precise seam finishes
Care instructions
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
13" × 13''16" × 16''18" × 18''Height, in13.0016.0018.00Length, in13.0016.0018.00Width, in3.003.003.00Handle length, in28.7428.7428.74Handle width, in1.001.001.00